RTOShame
Because your productivity is best measured by how many times you can pretend to be busy in an office
"We're not saying your CEO is wrong, we're just saying they're paying millions for a building so you can take Zoom calls in a different chair."
Why We Exist
- Your CEO needs to justify that expensive office lease they signed in 2019 (and their private jet)
- Middle managers need to justify their existence by walking around and asking "what are you working on?" while you're clearly working
- Because nothing says "collaboration" like spending 2 hours commuting to sit on Zoom calls with people in different time zones
- Your company's culture is defined by how many free snacks they provide to distract you from the fact that you're being forced back
- The "water cooler conversations" that could have been a 30-second Slack message
- Because your 2% "cost of living adjustment" is totally keeping up with your $400/month parking spot and $15 salads
- Teams is like that ex who keeps telling everyone they're better than Slack, while everyone's still using Slack